Welcome to the Barrel.
Madrism is a light-hearted “religion” between friends—built on kindness, chaos, and a sacred commitment to not being a dick.
🛢️ Crest: The Barrel
🍻 Holy day: Friday
🎰 Pilgrimage: Vegas
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OFFICIAL
“Expect the unexpected.”
…but also hold the door open.
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The Commandments
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About Madrism
This is a friends-only, light-hearted vibe site. No gatekeeping, no seriousness, and definitely no rooftop bars. Stay grounded.
Disclaimer: This is satire / in-jokes. Please do not attempt to claim tax
deductions
based on a website, a barrel, or anything you read here.